TOP TEN THINGS I LEARNED ON VACATION

10- If it is supposed to be a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants vacation, quit trying to plan things, they don't work out

9- Sometimes a flirty waitress comes by with an 'extra' blueberry daiquiri. Enjoy.

8- You learn new things about your partner everyday, even after 7.5 years you can find out some new stuff you liiiiiikkkke...

7- Starting out healthy (eg. sharing breakfast rather than ordering a full one yourself) at the start of a vacation generally ends in Timbits for breakfast

6- A chip in the windshield of our brand new car can be avoided by staying back a bit from the car in front of us in a construction zone. Sigh.

5- Plumbing problems will always come up AFTER we returned from vacation and spent a good amount of our savings on our trip which was very fun but expensive (!)

4- A partner rendered incapable of driving due to a sore back and being drugged up on Robaxecet is still capable of backseat driving

3- When walking in to a winery you are expected to buy a $25 bottle of wine after having a quick sip of what they serve up

2- the cute lesbians are in Fernie. When there we stayed at the Red Tree Lodge (where that extra daiquiri appeared) for a very decent rate and had breakfast among the lezzies at MugShots Bistro

AAAAAND, THE NUMBER ONE THINGS I LEARNED ON VACATION:

1- Vacation + $300 worth of new sex toys = mucho sex.