Ok, fine, I give....

1. Boxers, briefs, hipsters, bikinis or none? What do you wear?
Hipsters, if any

2. Last book you've read or are now reading?
'Things I want my daughters to know'... can't remember the author

3. When did the realization hit you that you're a lesbian?
I first said it out loud when I was 13, but wasn't out for a very long time after that.

4. Give us some the details of your first lesbian sexual relationship.
didn't have any exposure to other gay people and for the most part stayed away from both men and women-- never wanted to be with a man, didn't know how to meet a woman. Being with J was(is) my first real relationship, we got together when I was 20. Who knew I'd meet the one I wanted to spend my life with right off the bat?

5. Rate your sensitivity level from 1 (low) to 5 (high) for your hurtful feelings.
Used to be a full on 5 but I have done a lot of work in my life to get myself to a place of being able to take things less personally. Lets go with a 3. There is always room for improvement!

6. Name the farthest place you've traveled to from home.

Peggy's Cove, N.S. http://www.peggyscove.ca/

7. Ever get caught "doing it"? Or explain the most embarrassing if you've had many (Dawg).
Yeah, how about in a homophobic little hicktown called North Battleford that we ended up getting stuck staying in last Christmas when driving home from Edmonton... the snow was so bad we had to stay in a motel overnight, and there was no deadbolt on the door. At the time we were living at my brother's house and so any night away on our own was a great opportunity to not worry about being noisy (see #15)... there were no deadbolts on the doors at this motel, and lets just say that housekeeping came by a little early...

8. What is your biggest accomplishment? Name only one.
Overcoming eating disorders and self abuse, I spent my adolescence in therapy. No joke. It isn't something I really talk about anymore but it will always be there.

9. What is your major weakness?
Wiiiiine

10. Do you normally keep your ex's as friends?
Nope

11. Have you gotten your heart broken more or have you broken more hearts?
heart broken

12. Ever cause any divorces? (straight or gay but your parents don't count)
nope

13. Ever participate in a ménage de trios (three some)?
no-Can't imagine it would be good for a relationship, and J and relationship always come first.

14. Are you a boobs, butt or legs woman?
None of the above... I'd have to say mouth and eyes. 'course who doesn't like a nice ass?

15. Muffled or loud? As in you.

Ahem. It has been a year since J and I have lived on our own (lived with my brother and his family while waiting for our house, and now J's sis lives with us) and I generally get a 'shhhh...' from J, so....

16. Name the most unusual place you've "done it".

In a U-Haul. How's that for a lesbian stereotype?